Romantic Evaluators Pillows

Critics In Love

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Dating an English Major

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

His and Hers Wedding

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Couple in Grey

'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'

Tunnel of love/Tunne of indifference.

"We met online, it was love at first site."

"Decision time folks! Will you come back next week and try for the baby?"

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

Sex Score

Lovers' Leap

Inside the Candidates

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"I can't see it lasting!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

'No fooling around. I'm a very jealous guy.'

'Do I love you for your body or your mind? Is this a trick question?'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'May the groom kiss the bride?'

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'