Intimate Chefs Pillows

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Salt and Pepper

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Spatula Conductor

Sandwich snob.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"Sauted lard, please."

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

Artist and chiken

'Blimey, how old is this stilton?' 'Let;s put it this way...it used to be cheddar.'

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"This isn't just any old food wine. This is the foodies' food wine."

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"Jean-Pierre, homemade caviar for table six, please!"

'Not now, Lord!'

'Thanks, I found the cheesecloth. Can you recommend a nice wine to serve with it?'

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

MILAN CHAIR HARVEST

Multi-Functional

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'