Intimate Entertainer Pillows

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Extreme miming"

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Glyndebourne

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Roller Coasters

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Pottery Slam

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Tom Waits.

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

"Pick any number between one and sixty seconds."