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"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"Extreme miming"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

Glyndebourne

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Pottery Slam

Roller Coasters

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'People say I don't listen to other's opinions. That's not true, is it Binky?'

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Don't worry. These rosés are still fresh."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Tom Waits.

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

Adult Magician

Jimi Hendrix Picks A Guitar

Doug Kershaw

'Honey, I think it's cute that grumpy sings along with universal idols.'

Warning Wisecracks or good-natured barbs alcohol maybe hazardous to your health,

'Is the organ grinder about?'

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

'I had a wonderful evening and I'm really sorry Ed's still looking for a parking spot.'

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.