Intimacy Jokester Pillows

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'They were all out of roses.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Consenting Adults.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

"Well, he is at the age now here the repairs are starting to happen. Very quickly the cost exceeds the benefit. You better think about a new one."

"You idiots … we lost!"

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."