Interview Prep Warrior Gifts

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"I'm long term unemployed because jerks like you won't hire me!"

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

Too big to fail

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

Nervous Student

Back To School

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"And just how long have you been, 5' 10"?"