Interview Prep Warrior Pillows

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"That's the last time I write my own resume!"

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

"I'm long term unemployed because jerks like you won't hire me!"

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"You have a killer resume, Phil, but unfortunately, we have all the dead wood we need right now."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

Nervous Student

Back To School

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!