Interval Training Guru T-Shirts

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

No-Work Orange

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The trim reaper

'What are you eating now?'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

It can be taken up at any age....

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

Golf lessons

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Office Park

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Holiday Aerobics.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Psychiatry in the Park

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'