Interval Training Guru Mugs

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles

No-Work Orange

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The trim reaper

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'What are you eating now?'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

It can be taken up at any age....

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Golf lessons

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Office Park

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Psychiatry in the Park

Holiday Aerobics.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'