Interstellar Muse Gifts

The little prince is an alien

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Having concluded, Your Highness, an exhaustive study of this nation's political, social, and economic history, and after extensive examining, Sire, the unfortunate events leading to the present deplorable state of the realm, the consensus of the Council is that Your Majesty's only course, for the public good, must be to take the next step."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"I see a wild celebration...I see music, dancing, much food and revelry! . . . I see - oops!! Sorry....wrong party."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"In case of emergency, break glass."

Ship of fools.

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

Bassoon musical instrument.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Alien Magician

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye