Intersection Storyteller Gifts

"The signal must be stuck."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Men dancing

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"Papi, I heard something!"

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Don Giovanni

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

The End is Night

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

Australasia.

John Updike.

"Still a freelance journalist?"

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace