Intersection Storyteller Gifts

"The signal must be stuck."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Men dancing

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"Papi, I heard something!"

Teacher walking past drawings of suns casts shadow

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

Don Giovanni

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Australasia.

"Still a freelance journalist?"

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

"No dear - there are no malcontents at odds with society under your bed."

"This is nothing. You should have been with us last year at Fifty-third and Lex."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XII. - Sincere grief at the destruction of the Crystal Palace

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"