Storyteller Of Encounters Gifts

"I hardly consider it a date, Mom. we just noshed."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Rocket Ark

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Siegfried and the dragon

The Battle of the Pictures.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"Ok, here he comes, remember the story, I've had a bad asthma attack..."

Australasia.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

Why the dodo became extinct

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

'The 'Lord's Prophet,' eh? - I don't remember voting for you!'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

"That's enough. I refuse to compete with Anna Quindlen!"

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

Horseback.

"You're rambling again Dennis."

'Remember, me, anything short of victory, and civil war buffs will be replaying your defeat in battlefield re-enactment for generations to come.'

'Let's see...Lloyd Young...Sat on by elephant...He's in rooms 23, 24 and 25.'

Giant Ape assists man escaping a cuckolded husband.