Storyteller Of Encounters Gifts

"I hardly consider it a date, Mom. we just noshed."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Rocket Ark

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Siegfried and the dragon

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

Australasia.

"Ok, here he comes, remember the story, I've had a bad asthma attack..."

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Hemingway's dog meets Faulkner's Dog.

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

'Goliath's only human and think of the benefits of a replay.'

Why the dodo became extinct

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

'Doctor Livingston, I presume.'

"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"

'The 'Lord's Prophet,' eh? - I don't remember voting for you!'

"That's enough. I refuse to compete with Anna Quindlen!"

Better move the hatch. They might be the type to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Horseback.

"You're rambling again Dennis."

'Remember, me, anything short of victory, and civil war buffs will be replaying your defeat in battlefield re-enactment for generations to come.'

Travis Walton - Fire in the Sky