Interplanetary Potter Enthusiast Gifts

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Dr. Roo.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

The First Martian Dog.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'Take me to your feeder,'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Space wants to kill you."

Area 51: The Inside Story

UFO and snowman

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

Ukulelean abduction