Internet Influence Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Lynching on social media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet