Internet Influence Gifts

'It's been refreshing to talk to someone with a Klout score under 50!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Here's MY information highway!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Wifi in Hell

Likes: $2.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"