Internet Culture Gifts

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

Collected works

'This next block of silence is for all you folks who download music for free, eliminating my incentive to create,'

'That? That's a store, hon. In the olden days people would buy things in stores instead of online.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"I know about the birds and the bees. Can you explain Bitcoin?

'Needs to be more tweetable.'

'Okay, I admit the photo I sent you wasn't that recent, and I'm not really a male model. But everything else is true!'

Confirm My Biases.Com

'On a positive note, video of the incident has gone on to become an internet sensation.'

God's My Space.

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

'I've found that I can get away with posting nasty comments if I end them with a 'wink' emoticon.'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"They're powered by Internet outrage."

'We were tweeting long before it was cool.'

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

'I blame the internet.'

Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'

'In dog years, I'm 49, but in internet chat room years, I'm only 21.'

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

Everything for free.

'Okay, sir, can you identify the spam?'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Now on Facebook.

'Before you ask I think your blog's crap.'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The Man on the Street vs. The Man on the Forum

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."