Niche Internet Culture Gifts

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Lynching on social media

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

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"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

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"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Fact amnesty"

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Twitter that!

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Advertising on the internet.

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'