Internet Explorer Extraordinaire Gifts

Proof of Being Human

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Look, a bug!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Digital Fomo!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Spam in Hell.

Page not found...

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Wikipedia...

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

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