Web Explorer Gifts

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I'm having a lot of discipline problems with my kids. . . I think I'll order this popular transformation system off the web.'

'Page under construction.'

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Obsession with the Internet.

Digital Fomo!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Page not found...

Spam in Hell.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Wikipedia...

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."