Web Explorer Pillows

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I'm having a lot of discipline problems with my kids. . . I think I'll order this popular transformation system off the web.'

'Page under construction.'

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Digital Fomo!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Page not found...

Spam in Hell.

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Wikipedia...

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'