Internet Explorer Pillows

Rocket Science: The online course.

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

'Visit my website.'

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

Chalkboard says, What I did on my holidays. Boy asks: "Can't I just email you a link to my blog, miss?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'Nine hours in a row on the internet! Do you think that's good for your computer?'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

"Next time you get a strange email with a paperclip, don't click on it!"

Click here to view your account. Click here to view somebody else's account.

'Don't interrupt - he's downloading another song.'

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

'Come to think of it, he doesn't need to give us the information. I can just look it up on the Internet.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."

Google Magazine

'But, sweety, why don't you just read my blog, like everyone else?'

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

"Grampa didn't like the internet until he found sites that confirm his biases."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

Web Content Management

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Dogs sniffing each other. "Try gettign that sort of information on the internet."

'I heard somebody talking about the world wide web, phew! Can you imagine the size of the spider?'

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

Internet Banking

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

'Try another site. There must be some information about this kind of operation.'

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?