Outdoor Internet Explorer Gifts

"If your community allows us to build our damn we'll provide free wifi for the whole forest."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Digital Fomo!

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

The Golfing Accident

"Trail mix?"