Internet Etiquette Advocate Gifts

Tweet Others As You Would Have Them Tweet You.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

First Church: Sunday's Topic - Thou Shalt Not Blog Against Thy Neighbour.'

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

"That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritual-awakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #wontSome-bodyThink-of-The-Children?" "ERROR: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed." "That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethings-WrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigh #seriously? #

'That's insubordination! How dare you type in all caps to me!'

Thank you for not using the office internet line as a singles' pick-up service.

'Twitter or tweet-free?'

'Put away that damned smartphone!'

'I'm not being bullied...it's from my boss.'

"So what do we do when we can't say anything nice about someone?"

'Will that be the constantly looking down at smart phones section or family that talks to each other section?'

"He just called without texting first. How can he be 23 and still not know how a phone works?"

"Stop hitting 'Reply All.'"

A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.

Cat informs owner someone unfollowed her on social media.

Mobile Bans

Queen at computer screen searching friends re: you knighted site.'

"Stop interrupting! I'm trying to have a conversation with someone."

The need to be careful on social media.

"If I ever make a phone call from a bus, do something about me."

Mobile Phones - Noise Pollution Meets Personal Space Invaders