Interfaith Comedian Gifts

Papal Pranks

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Pope tarts.

St. Elmo's fired.

Sermon Applause.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Applause

"This is a beta test, right?"

You may have hired the best lawyer but I don't think that you can sue God because of a downgoing Dow Jones, sir.

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'