Interdimensional Travelers Gifts

Giant Visitor

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'