Interdimensional Travelers T-Shirts

Giant Visitor

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Did you bring more cars?"

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Are we there yet?"