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"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Party Animals.

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The perfectionist.

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

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Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Haunted museum

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Black Hole Exhibit

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

Courtney Love

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

Declaration of Independence. Legend has it that John Hancock signed his name extra large to annoy King George. The quill must have come from a mocking bird!

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

' Isn't it great the way the eyes follow you around the room?'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'Let's make this one the biggest one ever.'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"