Insurance Wiz Gifts

'I've had a chance to look over your policy and I'm afraid you're not covered.'

Man robbed by medical center.

Thrown Out of Malpractice Insurance.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

Saving for College.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.