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"Sometimes you're in a place you don't particularly like. But there is a way out. For me, it was school. An education. My name is Jose Hernandez. I used to be a farm worker. Today, I am an astronaut."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Jacques et Jille

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Fairy tale

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'