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'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I think I can". (train)

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Oh I remember, it was a particularly cold day and your daddy whispered sweet nothings in my ear. It gave me such a warm feeling inside that I knew he was the one!"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

'This definitely calls for group therapy.'

'If little girls are made of sugar and spire and everything nice, where does genetics fit into the picture?'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

'You're not Gramma! You're Wolf Blitzer!'

The Big Bad Wolf blows down a house.

Alexander Dumas.

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

An interview with Codlin and Short

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'That Narcissus had better stop trying to kiss himself.'

Movie Apple Peel

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'He cries when the News is sad!'

Chicken soup books.

"Gramps gave me the historical tour of all the places he used to smoke!"

Route 666

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

'I'm thinking about going dark and gritty.'