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"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I think I can". (train)

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Romulus and Remus

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

God's Phone

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Did she do anything about the falling sky after she was elected?'

'Hmmm...'

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Through the Looking Glass - The Knight's Song