Inspirational Story Lovers Mugs

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Jacques et Jille

"What did Jesus order?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

Fairy tale

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"