Innkeeper Gifts

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller

'Name yer poison, gents!'

Bed & Breakfast

Am Awful Crammer.

"I'm afraid the hotel didn't pick up the sponsorship deal so you have to stay in the stables after all."

The doctor is INN

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

Rasta.

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

'Actually, due to the recession, we've got loads of room.'

Dinner Gong

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

'Bed & Bagel'

A Nice Prospect

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

The Nutmeg-Grater

At the Jolly Sandboys

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Saving a Heart

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Beer Order

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'