Inner Conflict Gifts

Duelling personalities.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

Working from OM.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"I think that's the last of them!"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Self Storage Unit

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'

'I'm good. How are you?'