Inner Conflict Fan Gifts

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Are we us or them?'

Militant Pacifists

This time...War on Terrorism.

Middle East Peace Process.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Low Noon.

"Is this what happens when management fails to deal with a passive aggressive member of staff..?"

Meditation Class - Apply Within

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

"This could get nasty..."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'You're spoiling for a fight, aren't you?'

Duelling personalities.

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

Journalist murder.

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

The Politically Correct Brain

"No way! It's definitely your turn to 'be one' with the dishes."

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

Inner calm.