Conflict Chronicle Fan Gifts

This time...War on Terrorism.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

'Are we us or them?'

Loggerheads

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Low Noon.

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"Is this what happens when management fails to deal with a passive aggressive member of staff..?"

Journalist murder.

'You're spoiling for a fight, aren't you?'

"This could get nasty..."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

The Politically Correct Brain

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

'Hey you two, take it off-line!'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

You can't go back.

Perplexed Farmer