Conflict Chronicle Fan T-Shirts

This time...War on Terrorism.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Are we us or them?'

"Okay, you still have all the old problems, but we're adding new ones and you can't touch.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Middle East Peace Process.

Loggerheads

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

Low Noon.

"Is this what happens when management fails to deal with a passive aggressive member of staff..?"

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

Journalist murder.

The Politically Correct Brain

'You're spoiling for a fight, aren't you?'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"This could get nasty..."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"

Perplexed Farmer

You can't go back.

Shireen Abu Akleh