Conflict Comic Fans Gifts

Attack using an offensive weapon

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Why Superman flies himself

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

This time...War on Terrorism.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"It's your turn to change him."

"I shouldn't worry if I were you. You have a habit of landing on your feet..!"

The hostage rescue team

"It covers up all the debt."

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"You know darn well my maiden name wasn't Rex. Why do you ask?"

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"This could get nasty..."

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'