Inner Peace Finder Gifts

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Yoga Class. I was way ahead of the rest of the class...especially during the "empty your mind" part.

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Make me one with everything!"

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

Relax.

Working from OM.