Inner Peace Finder Mugs

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Guru.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Make me one with everything!"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

All we have in life is this moment...

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'Have you been working out?'

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Working from OM.

Relax.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'It started out as meditation, but now it's quiet desperation!'