Inner Conflict Pillows

Duelling personalities.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Want to make it two out of three?'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Guru.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Woman walking into Inner Beauty Salon.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

Yogi back in 5.

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Working from OM.

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

"I think that's the last of them!"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

Self Storage Unit

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."