Inner Peace Pillows

'I can't shake off the feeling that you're more enlightened than I am.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

"Ignore everyone."

'There's a thin line between being enlightened and being in denial.'

"Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I'm good. How are you?'

Mad or Noamd.

'Boy The demand for wisdom has sure gone kaplooey since the '70's'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Have you emptied your mind completely, my son?', 'Does thinking about Paris Hilton count?'

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Soldier armed with a pen.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Showoff"

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

USA Hangs the Dove of Peace

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Want to make it two out of three?'