Conflict Gifts

Cat says to cat using a computer: 'Are you causing trouble in those dog chat-rooms again?'

'Still rubbing everyone up the wrong way,Sid?'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

War artists.

Infographic depiction of how everything works.

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"Leave it, Cedric! - It's always the same; you have a few drinks and all you want to do is take the world on. . .!"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

A world divided by the war

Invade/Fail/Deny

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Militant Pacifists

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

Calling the IDF

"I'm your biggest fan..."

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

'I'm worried that an attack on Baghdad would plunge the whole peace process into chaos...'

"Rats, the peace-talks are progressing well and they're pushing for a cease-fire: better make the most of it while we can..."

Maybe We'll Invade Another Oil-Rich Politically Dysfunctional Sort of Socialist Country. What Could Go Wrong?

"Mother, take your time, I know this isn’t easy for you. But this is an important moment in our lives, so I will ask you one more time, what on earth did you do with my old comic books?!"

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Iran-nuclear power

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

Duelling personalities.

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

Body language: the double negative