Conflict Manager Gifts

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Need Better Process

Conflict Resolution training cancelled due to disagreement over venue.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

"Alternative Dispute Resolution"

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

"My main job is keeping these two apart."

"This looks like a tough crowd for my Conflict Resolution speech."

3 Ways of Dealing with Conflict

"I hope you're better than the last guy."

They used the most advanced methods to solve their conflicts.

Conflict resolution centre.

"The 'Rising Above Conflict' Initiative...who can we get to lead it?"

"Put your mitts up sir and prepare for a THRASHING!"

"Reasoned debate was taking a little too long, so we just decided to let them punch it out!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"If you'd prefer the meeting be held at 3:30, instead of 3:00, you could just say so."

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

"Now here's the basic stance...."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Large Emoticon Collider

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"