Inked Individual Gifts

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"