Inked Individual Mugs

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Penny

Shakespeare in the clink

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"But I don't run out of ink."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'Never mind what I see. The better question is, why are you obsessed with my bodily functions?'