Ink-stained Dreamer Mugs

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'

The end of innocence

A. A. Milne

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Gene Tierney caricature

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Lawrence of Suburbia

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"I'm working on Plan B."

Retro Kid.

"Too busy."

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

A writer fishes for inspiration.

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"