Inheritance Guard Gifts

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

King Lear and his Accoutant

"Someday this will all be yours, or so you think until you find out at my last will and testament that I left everything to my hot, young trophy wife and you curse my soul to eternal damnation."

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

"One day soon all this will be yours!"

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'