Inheritance Guard Gifts

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

Architects and Engineers - Restoration of old Buildings.

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

King Lear and his Accoutant

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

"Someday this will all be yours, or so you think until you find out at my last will and testament that I left everything to my hot, young trophy wife and you curse my soul to eternal damnation."

"One day soon all this will be yours!"