Inheritance Detective Gifts

God changes His will.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

She's leaving me all her money.'

'Omigosh! According to your resume, we share the same father!'

"My father was a very succesful man. He left me enough money that I could marry an idiot."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"We've found your birth mother."

After spending months researching his family tree, Mr Henshaw could think of little else.

"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."