Inheritance Discovery Gifts

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Contest of wills.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'And now we come to the sore losers...'

"The good news is that you inherit Mr. Brumble's entire estate, Miss Finster. The bad news is that he owes an outstanding balance to your plastic surgeon!"

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

'It seems in the case of the late Little Miss Tuffet, where there's a will there's a whey.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

God changes His will.

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

Now I'll read your father's 6th will and testament, which I'm sure you know may change a few more times.