
"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."
Looking for gifts that speak to the mind of the inflation-conscious shopper? Find clever, humorous, and thoughtful products that celebrate mindfulness about spending—ideal for those who love a good laugh and a smart buy. Our collection blends wit and witfulness, perfect for gifting to friends or yourself. Shop now and add a touch of humor to your budgeting journey!
"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."
'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
Sale.
Crisis Buzz.
"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'
Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.
"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."
Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.
'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'
Low income vampires.
Garage sale.
Affordable housing
'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'
A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own
Avocado Prices
January Sales
'Computer Prices' blowing away you money
"How about telling me where you buried the loot? With inflation and all, it won't be worth much when you get out."
"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."
"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."
Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!
The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store
"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."
'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'
"Remember the good ol' days when the house was earning more than the two of us?"
"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"
"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"
Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.
'I like my wine the way I like my prescriptions - generic.'
One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.
Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.
Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!
Explore our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate the life of an inflation-conscious shopper—perfect for starting conversations and mornings alike.
Relax with pillows that feature witty takes on financial mindfulness—great for adding humor to any home or office space.
Brighten your room with prints that capture the humorous side of inflation and frugal living—an ideal gift for those who appreciate clever decor.
Discover t-shirts that poke fun at budgeting woes and inflation—fantastic for casual wear and making a playful statement.